Thursday, February 22, 2007

Instructions for Efficient Work Flow Management

1. take in deep breath down to the bottom of your torso.

2. extend index finger and place between lips, in front of teeth, parallel to the ground (should you be vertical at the time)

3. move finger up and down rapidly between lips as you exhale, using your voice.

4. repeat.

*optional* feel free to augment with rolling of eyes or walking in a tight circle. Feel free to change pitch. Feel free to wipe finger on hanky in between breaths.


Alternate Version


1. take in deep breath down to the bottom of your torso.

2. pout out your lower lip slightly.

3. pull down and release lower lip with alternating finger tips as you exhale, using your voice.

4. repeat.

*optional* experiment with speed and pitch.


{ten days 'til shipping}

7 comments:

Barnaby said...

shipping as in..the big one?!?!??!?!

val said...

can i please have a visual aid?
i suck at written directions...

Z said...

b: yes. the shipping of the things to the place. Looks like we're submitting them both. We'll probably combine them as one for other fests, but this one only allows for 15 min shorts so both combined won't work this time.

fuckin' freaking out.
mostly in a good way

Ms. Val: I will have you know, I actually tried to get some pics, at your suggestion, but stills without audio don't really do the method justice. video clips are the way to go. So let me know when you get them posted (arrrrhheeeherrrrhaahoo)

Barnaby said...

HOLY SHIT I AM SO EXCITED! (god I got Uncle like new baby arriving nauseaus)

Z said...

hideously excited

val said...

how about some collaborative work yo!?!?
i'll give you the ears if you give us the eyes... Efficient Work Flow Management and The Variation.

these are just some rough audio sketches. i can totally hear some techno remix in the future.

tag.

(i hope that works. preview function not functioning.)

Z said...

AAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!
the most awesomest ever!!!

hot
hot
HOT!

(sighhhh)

{Back to Work. To Be Formally Addressed in the Near Future}